I know–crazy, right? I remember when I taught school, I ate lunch with the kids every day (no lunchroom monitors at the school) and there were some meals the kids got that made me lose my appetite. I remember this one dish, some kind of meat in gravy over noodles. The whole thing was gray, and it literally stunk. Some kids would just refuse to eat it, skipping lunch altogether. If the people in charge of school lunches had to actually eat said lunches, they’d probably change in a heartbeat.

And by the way, I love that pizza counts as two breads. Whyever would you need to bread in the first place?