Note to self: Do NOT watch a zombie movie at Warren and Sharon’s and then walk home in the dark. Especially if it’s windy. Believe it or not, but wind chimes can be incredible creepy. And if it’s trash day the next day, the trash cans will creak and bump in the wind and even though Jesse’s walking with you and he’s got a flashlight, you’ll start to walk faster and faster and then will start to jog, even though he’s laughing, because rustling tree leaves and creaking trash cans and tinkling wind chimes will all sound ominous and terrifying after watching a scary movie and the trees bending in the wind will look like zombies no matter how much you tell yourself that zombies don’t exist. It’s just not a good idea.
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I'm a twentysomething MFA grad enjoying life in a state of flux, dreaming of Paris and San Francisco while loving the warm summer evenings in North Carolina. I'm a little irreverent, a little mercurial, with an uncanny knack for putting my foot in my mouth.
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Did you know it is my life-long dream to write and director a zombie movie? Yeah. You knew that.
Sweet! One day, I’m going to write a zombie book. If I do, and if you write your zombie movie, people will start to wonder about the UNCW MFA program. What were they teaching them in there? Ha!