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An Open Letter to 1-877-415-9257

Dear Telemarketer, caller ID: “800 Service,” who persists against my most vigilant efforts at ignoring your call: Your determination is admirable. Truly, a motivational speaker could use you as an example of Not Giving Up—the quality one must possess if one does not also possess unusual talent and/or impeccable connections. I’ve not given you a single [...]
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Note to Self:

When you’re having a yard sale and someone tries to give you a check and your instincts are telling you “No checks! Cash only!” you should listen to them. No matter how sweet the little old lady looks. No matter how long she talks to your husband about ancient stringed instruments, or how she tells [...]
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