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Iran Bans Mullets

I know it’s not funny, but still… The Atlantic Wire: Iran Bans Mullets “In an effort to rid the country of ‘decadent Western haircuts,’ the Iranian government has unveiled a new list of state-sanctioned hairdos. Unfortunately for some, mullets, ponytails and eyebrow plucking didn’t make the list.”

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Monday Mustache

When Warren was over for dinner Friday, the three of us had a deep, important discussion about mustaches. We came to the decision that there are two people who can really pull off a mustache: Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck (but especially Tom Selleck). I present the evidence: I think I’ve spent most of my [...]

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Oddities

Lately I’ve found myself, much to my dismay, with alarmingly strong opinions about that status of Brad Pitt’s facial hair. I hate the beard. No, really, I hate the beard. And the very fact that I have such a strong reaction, that I feel my reaction is not only justified but should be taken into [...]

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Songs and Waffles and Charlotte, Oh My!

We got home last night at half past midnight, exhausted, and fell asleep as soon as the cats were fed and our teeth were brushed. Let’s back up. The past few days have been a whirlwind—fun, nearly every moment of them, but packed. Thursday, I got up early to clean the house, wash linens, make [...]

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Superbowl M.V.H. (Hair)

If I were a black man, I would want my hair to look exactly like this: Look at it in action: Wow! It flies! Wouldn’t you want hair that could do that?

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